(with apologies to Academie Français)

French Phrase		English Translation
Harley-vous Français?		Can you drive a French motorcycle?
Respondez s'il vous plaid.		Honk if you're Scottish.
Le Roi est mort. Jive le Roi.		The King is dead. No kidding.
Monage a trois		I am three years old.
Haste cuisine		Fast French food
Apres Moe le deluge.		Larry and Curly got wet.
Porte-kochere		Sacramental wine
Visa la France!		Don't leave your chateau without it.
Ca va sans dirt.		And that's not gossip.
Merci rien.		Thanks for nothing.
L'Etat, c'est moo.		I'm bossy around here.